A friend of mine was telling me:

"- Yesterday my mom and me were talking in the living room about life matters...among them we talked about the idea of life and death. And I told to her:
- Never allow me to live in a vegetative state, depending on machines and artificial systems and bottled liquids and things like that. If you see me in this state, unplug all the devices and systems that keep me alive. I prefer to die.
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Then my mother stood up, with a surprised face....
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... She unplugged the TV set, the Cable TV, the Internet, the Sky TV, the DVD, the computer, the Mobil Phone, the iPod, the MiniSplit, the XboX and throw out all my beers to the drainage!!
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...............FK!!! I almost died that day!!!"
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(watch ur life, man!!!)

AAAHAHAAHAH that was REALLy REALLY funny!! hahahahahahahhaha